The Allen Americans is a professional ice hockey team based out of Allen, Texas that competes in the Central Hockey League. Founded in 2009, the Americans is an affiliate team of the NHL's Dallas Stars as well as the Austin, Texas-based AHL Texas Stars. Having won a division and conferencechampionshipduring its first season as a team in 2009, the Americans has proven to be one of the more athletically inclined teams in the CHL and has produced solid players that have gone on to haverespectablecareers in higher leagues.
When jolly old Saint Nick is kidnapped by a demented maniac intent on stealing Christmas and keeping it all for himself, it's up to Hardy Flynt to save this hap-hap-happiest of holidays. But will Flynt be able to defeat this evil megalomaniac and his beautiful assassins and elf ninjas? You'll have to head over to the Pocket Sandwich Theatre and see for yourself in "Flynt Saves Christmas", a saucy satire on the season that spoofs everything from classic Christmas specials to spy films.